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10:05 pm
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Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
"But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on"
In 2005, you moved on. |
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10:30 am
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On a happier note:
I start work tomorrow. In house counsel working for an international telecommunications company!
Current Mood:  accomplished
Current Music: Hi Ho Hi Oh it's off to work we go
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10:27 am
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Stalker Issue Has Been Solved!
So I found out who the stalker is last night. . . and if you're reading this: Seriously ask your boyfriend what he was doing a year and a half ago. And don't worry you can stop stalking me cause now I think he's a complete "guy"! I haven't talked to him, but to give him legal advice. Although he did call me the day you graduated college to congratulate me on graduating law school.
Current Mood:  angry
Current Music: Theme from Psycho
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11:11 pm
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It is true, ladies and gentlemen, I am in fact a Hippie!
Score: 95
I am a hippie!
Far out!
Take the elitemrp.net "Are you a Hippie?" Test
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: If you're going to San Fransisco. . .
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02:35 pm
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Type B+
You Have A Type B+ Personality |
B+
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions |
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12:55 am
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It's been a while, but now i'm back. . .
Well let's see... since last we spoke, I've graduated from law school, studied for the bar exam (at least for two weeks) taken the bar exam, Lauren got married to her Mr. Right and Katie has yet to given birth.
For the record, I'm still single, have not had any children nor moved *yet*.
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Welcome Back Kotter Theme Song
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06:50 pm
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Reality set in - I found my birthing muscles
It's been about 3 weeks since ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) onecuriousgirl and I joined a gym. . . it feels like my tolerance for working out is actually growing - i'm no longer dying after 4 minutes of sweating. AND i'm sweating like an absolute pig. Today i nearly made Wen pee herself when I had to stop using the inner thigh machine because I "found my birthing muscles" I was actually working out muscles I didn't realize you COULD work out. HOW WEIRD?!?!
Anyway, yesterday while i was riding the bike after doing the elliptical (and my ass was hurting by the way) i reached deep within myself to find some kind of inspiration to go on and not fall off the bike. Then I found it. I'm pretty sure that the harassing phone calls the other night were H's girlfriend - Michelle. And that anger totally boiled over and I found myself riding that bike harder and faster than I usually do. (Not to mention I was sweating my metaphorical balls off). I think that anger might at least get me through the rest of the week.
Other than that, S told me that she and M were talking about me. . . WHAT WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!? I trust them whole heartedly so I know whatever it is was ok, but it peaked my interest.
S did tell me that they have a bet going to figure out how much weight I lose by Tuesday. I skipped weight watchers yesterday because I needed to not have a bad week. Sooooooo I'm working out, counting points and I should ACTUALLY lose weight this week - possibly even substantial amounts of weight. Which would be incredibly fucking exciting!
On an even brighter side, I've been flirting with a doctor over the internet. Amazing ain't it? Don't think it will go anywhere (especially since he's in Sri Lanka helping tsunami victims [or so he says] not to mention my insane fear of committment).
ok . . .that's it for now
PEACE! (god, that was gay!)
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Hee hee whooooo (ok, it's not a song, it's lamaze)
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11:33 pm
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Prank Phone call or awakening phone call?
2:35 this morning my cell phone rang with a private number. It had woken me up out of a dead sleep so I decided I'd pick it up. God I was stupid.
I got greeted with "Hi, are you the slut Kristen who's been fucking my man?"
Thought to myself: HOLY CRAP!! Does someone have a girlfriend? But wait, I'm not really fucking anyone. . . My response, "Umm who is this?"
thought to myself: PLEASE don't say your name is Michelle
ANSWER: This is Liz and you've been fucking my man.
thought to myself: oooh thank god her name isn't Michelle (harry's girlfriend - not that I'm fucking Harry - but we chat and I know what she'd think)
she continued to berate me so I hung up.
Phone rang again. . .
Yes, I picked up, I was still sleepy.
"What the fuck? Why did you just fucking hang up on me? You're fucking my boyfriend and now you're fucking hanging up on me?"
I was like "Look I have no idea who you or your boyfriend are"
Her response "I know you who you are I know a lot about you."
"That's good I still don't know who you are."
"You're the suffolk slut Kristen."
Thought to myself: well gees, area code is 631 she must be a fucking genius.
"Just because I don't go down on my man doesn't give you the right to."
"This is harassment, call me back again and I have no problem calling the police." (CLICK)
No phone call back :-D
ANYONE KNOW A LIZ???
Current Mood:  curious
Current Music: Donthca Wish Your Girlfriend was a freak like me?
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11:32 pm
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It's Shawn's Birthday today
Shawn turned 29 today. Woo hoo - he's still a bastard. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, and yet somehow he was still able to piss me off.
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: I'm an @sshole
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11:25 pm
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PURE?
PURITY: 34% sex, 65% substance, 41% moral [43% total]
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Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.
This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.
Advisory:
- Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
- Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
- Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.
Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 60% on substance |
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You scored higher than 20% on sex |
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You scored higher than 14% on moral |
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You scored higher than 27% on TOTAL |
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Current Mood:  stressed
Current Music: Cold Hearted Snake
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05:05 pm
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I AM A MUPPET
Scooter!
You scored 66 Mood and 65 Energy! |
| You are cheery, energetic and achievement oriented. You are a hard worker and you are proud of your accomplishments. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 69% on Mood |
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You scored higher than 61% on Energy |
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Current Mood:  contemplative
Current Music: Muppet Babies
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01:23 pm
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What City are you?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
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55% New York City |
55% San Diego |
50% Atlanta |
50% Boston |
50% Philadelphia |
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01:21 pm
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English?
Your Linguistic Profile:
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55% General American English |
35% Yankee |
10% Dixie |
0% Midwestern |
0% Upper Midwestern |
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05:49 pm
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QUIZES AGAIN!
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06:53 pm
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THE CRUISE - Details
I am going to be adding to this as I write more of the happenings of the cruise. So you're aware here are the basic details:
The Players:
ME - Kris
W/Wendy - my roomie
M/Mahra - the "mommy" rooming with Sarah
S/Sahra - the married one rooming with Mahra
D/ Dani / Danielle - Wild Child rooming with K
K/ Keisha - rude slow poke rooming with Dani
Plane: Delta Song from JFK to Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Cruise: Majesty of the Seas, Royal Carribbean out of Miami, Florida
Port of Call 1: Nassau, Bahamas [Tuesday, March 29th]
Port of Call 2: Cococay, Bahamas (owned by Royal Carribean) [Wednesday, March 30th]
Port of Call 3: Key West, Florida [Thursday, March 31st]
Home: Friday, April 1st
DAY 1, Part 1:
“We’re Falling”
Dani and I woke up at 3 am in order to shower and get to Mahra’s by 4. I took a shower and then Dani took one and we were out the door by 3:40.
We got to M’s and had some gooey chocolatey things that Sarah’s mother in law had sent over for us. And we waited for K. At about 4:15 the van showed up to take us to the airport. K wasn’t there yet. We had been calling her all morning and she wasn’t picking up her cell phone. Finally she shows up and we were able to leave. The van pulls onto the Southern State when M realized she left her breast pump at home. So we turned around and went back.
Back on the road again.
We arrived at JFK International Airport in the dark. Typically, Queens isn’t exactly where I wish to be in the dark, but we were pretty safe. We all got some breakfast at a place in the airport and slowly, just after sunrise, we were off.
The take off wasn’t bad. Sarah, M and Wendy Lu Who all sat in front of K, Dani and me. We were playing trivia. (which seemed to revolve around the Bee Gees and the Sevallis family – I won the first round) Then as we were all slowly drifting off to sleep and relaxation, and the plane dropped. It dropped 1,000 feet and started to roll. It woke K up and had the rest of us screaming. (M and S and W said they were fine, but that’s gotta be bullshit because even the flight attendants were scared.) The pilot was able to straighten us out but we remained under “seatbelt” warnings. The turbulence was horrendous.
We were freaking out. Dani and I held on to each other for the rest of the flight. We were never served drinks or food. And the satellite television was out for most of the trip. The flight attendant got on the intercom and stated that they would not be serving food because during the dip the carts rose 3 feet off the ground and it would be unsafe having that in the isle during the flight.
K’s thoughts were: Would Hofstra confer an honorary JD to our families?
Dani’s thoughts were: Would Hofstra spring for a memorial for the 8 law students on this flight?
My thoughts were: am I ever going to see my own godson, Newbert, be born?
Once we landed the whole plane erupted in screams of cheer. The pilot even screamed “YEAH” and then said “Once we arrive at the gate and the cabin door is opened I give you permission to run out of the plane as quickly as possible.”
Day 1, Part 2:
“Are we there yet?”
We landed, it was a warm 80 degrees but cloudy in Fort Lauderdale. We met the ride for the boat. It was a bus. We were packed on with a group of kids (and their families). We were on the bus for about 10 minutes when we pulled over. The girls and I were singing 100 Bottles of Beer on the wall (a/k/a being obnoxious law students from new york) when we realized we hadn’t moved in about 10 minutes.
The bus driver got up and stated he refused to drive us in the bus because it was unsafe. He gave us no further detail but reminded us about 10 times to give him and the luggage guy tips before we leave. And once we transferred busses back at the airport and then got on the road and hit the ship dock, the driver again reminded us to tip him. He had the balls to say “Don’t worry about your luggage, it will make the ship, just worry about your wallets.”
Day 1, Part 3:
"The Love Boat Soon We'll be Making another Round"
We finally got to the dock. As we were pulling in the sight of the beautiful boat took all of our breath away. . . or was it the fumes from sitting in the back of the bus? Anyway, we got to get off the bus (after another round of the bus driver asking for tips - as good NYers we did NOT comply).
We got off the damned bus and walked into the building. We had to show our IDs and Boarding Passes to even get on the escalator and up to the departure desk. That's where we broke off into rooms and were given our room keys and it's also where M wrote a complaint about the transfer from the airport to the dock.
FINALLY we were walking toward the boat. We were stopped for "bon voyage" pictures and told to have a good trip by two wonderful people with fabulous accents and then we were ABOARD. And we were starving. We were like 6 scavengers looking for any sign of dead things. And we followed our noses to deck 11 for the Windjammer buffet. It was pretty ok. Not fabulous, but it was our first experience with ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES on board. M amazed us when she didn't fall over after her first beer in a year. Dani and I both had beautiful pina coladas and welcomed ourselves to our home for the next few days.
We left the windjammer and went to the first bar we came to (The Schooner Bar) because we had to sign up for the soda cards. Here we made our first friend, Lorna. I had ordered a coke from the bartender and it came out tasting like brown water. So I was trying to get the other bartender's attention. She didn't pay any to me, so K pretty much yelled "Hey Lorna." Lorna looked up and was confused. Basically wondering how we knew her name and why this girl was yelling at her. Then K noticed that her nifty little name tag not only said Lorna but it also said "Jamaica." And K is from that little island as well. So Lorna and K started throwing names back and forth. Apparently K's twin brother had been crushing on Lorna's cousin for years. And then Lorna said her brother, Prince, lives in New York. So we asked where and she answered Long Island. And we said "we're from Long Island." So she rolled her eyes and said "he lives in Hempstead" and we all started to laugh as we said "we go to school in Hempstead." Lorna said her brother was a hottie and she'd show us a picture of him later and then she not only got me a new soda, but she poured it from a can so it actually had syrup in it!
We all decided to take a nap. We were tired and needed to lay down. But we had muster drill coming up at 4:30 and none of us were allowed to sleep. And we had to pay attention to the drill because after the plane ride and the bus ride we were pretty sure that the boat was going to sink. (and if you're wondering if the boat sunk, I'm home aren't I?)
After the muster drill we all replaced our life vests back into our tiny rooms and met on deck 5 at the Martini Bar and our second new friend Cheryl. Cheryl made us the meanest "French Martini" ever. It had chambord, pineapple juice and vodka and tasted AMAZING! And they had these little appetizers (I'd write the French word, but I don't know how to spell it really). And then we had Carmel Apple Martinis and Orange Martinis and then headed off to dinner.
DAY 1, Part 4:
"The Andersons"
We got to dinner and were brought to the center of the dining room where we were sat with two middle aged people who introduced themselves as Char and Larry Anderson. They were celebrating their 25th Wedding anniversary and had left their two boys, a 23 year old and a 19 year old back in Maryland.
We all knew right then, we had to be good in front of these people!
DAY 2, Part 1:
"It's Happy Wake-Up Time"
At 9 o'clock in the morning the phone rang. It was our wake up call. I was awake already because the first symptoms of my sinus infection started to show during the night. I was all dry and my throat hurt a lot. So right after the alarm went off, the phone rang again. It was Mahra and this is what I heard "it't happppppy WAKE UP TIME it's happy wake up time. . ." It was great, I think I almost peed myself.
We were all taking showers and then going to get breakfast in the Windjammer. Once we all got up there we were like scavengers. FOOOOOOOOD we went back filling up our plates more than once. We sat at the windows and watched the crew of a Carnival cruise next to us do a muster drill. And joked that we all would want to be in the practice boat that dropped to the water first. At least we would be safe.
After we were done eating we left at floor one and walked onto the docks. We officially stepped foot onto foreign soil.
DAY 2,Part 2:
"Hey pretty girl, want a t-shirt?"
We walked down the dock to and stopped at each liquor store on the way. We were all looking for cheap alcohol on the way. We all were looking for certain bottles because alcohol in the bahamas is sooooo much cheaper there.
After hitting each up we all went to the straw market. The strawmarket is a big tent with bales of hay forming thin isles. There would be a person sitting every 5-10 feet and behind them, up on the wall of hay would be their products. Mostly they were all the same (purses, jewelry boxes, t-shirt, magnets, shot glasses . . .) And I guess since competition is so fierce everyone is screaming "Hey pretty girl, want a t-shirt?"
We wound up splitting up at the end because it was hard for 6 girls to walk through the market together. Wendy and I were done first. We walked out and were leaning on the wall looking at the teal and turquois water and talking about living there when a little boy came up to us. He said "Can I sing you a song for a dollar?" And I HAD to say yes. He sang Wendy and I "Jesus Loves the Little Children." He definitely earned his dollar.
When everyone was done with the market we all met outside. K was standing talking to an old man he told her where she could go get "island food." And the rest of us wanted to go to Senor Frog's. So all 6 of us went to Senor Frogs and sat down with the mexican menu. As we were sitting there, K got up and decided she was eating at a local place but she'd meet us at 2 for our snorkeling.
Day 2, Part 3:
"We're snorkeling Outside of Oprah's House!"
We got to the ferry to take us snorkeling. I had on a similar boat and was in the same water a little less than a year ago. I was excited when we saw Oprah's house and Michael Jordan's house again and I knew exactly where I was. It was then that I realized I had fallen in love with the Bahamas.
On the ride we were told how to snorkel. Keisha was scared because she had never snorkeled before. None-the-less she didn't know how to swim. So we all took her into the water and made sure she was ok the whole time. It was gorgeous swimming in that crystal blue water again, not far from the Blue Lagoon.
We were swimming around and Mahra and I stopped to flip and talk to each other. All of the sudden she screamed like a little girl and had a face of terror. What happened? She was sexually molester by a fish. It swam very close to one of those "bathingsuit areas". HEHE HE
Day 2, Part 4:
"Wow You Clean Up Well"
Current Mood:  WOW PERFECT!
Current Music: Leaving on a Jet plane
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10:07 pm
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BEST DAY!
I GOT A JOB!!
my boss (Howard Stern) offered me to stay on after the bar.
Said the details will be determined later, but he hopes it takes pressure off me.
I definitely HAVE A JOB!
Current Mood:  excited
Current Music: Shiny, Happy People
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06:35 pm
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Bunny REDass?
Well I think that my nickname is on the way to official changing. Instead of Bunny Bowass, being that it's now bright red from the tanning booth. . . I'm Bunny Red-ass. Fabulous. Onecuriousgirl made me put that up there!
Anyway, I haven't written in a while because I haven't had anything positive to write. To date, I have one thing. . . 1 week from tonight my ass (red and all) will be planted on a lounge chair on a deck of a Royal Carribean Cruise Line ship in the gulf of Mexico on my way to THE BAHAMAS!
I got a beautiful dress for it.
And I got a nice tan for it.
And I got great shoes for it.
Yup. . . that's about it.
PEACE!
Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: Everywhere to Me
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01:38 pm
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WOW this is soooo me. . . Slim Shady's PINK ladies!!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Eminem - Stan
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01:35 pm
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Help! Axel Rose wants to bang me. . . i think i'll need a doctor and some antibiotics
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Let's Talk About Sex
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01:28 pm
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I'm a Superhero!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Spiderman
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